Adults: What are you planning for life?
Me: I plan on meeting a famous person on vacation, treat them as a normal person, have them fall in love with me, and i wont tell them my real age until they tell me they are in love with me so they will have to wait a couple more years until i turn 18 so we can get married, have babies and live happily ever after.

What I think while in school:

me: I dont like you, stop hugging me.
me: bitch, stop leaning against my locker I need my books.
me: how stupid can one person be..?
me: could you walk faster mr.swag?
me: you're white, stop saying yolo after everything.
me: honey, put your shirt down.
me: what kind of hell is this.